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A 70-Year-Old Bachelor Enjoys Single Life

A 70-year-old man remains unmarried throughout his life. One day, he encounters a stunning 17-year-old girl, and love blooms instantly between them. They exchange vows and travel to Florida for their honeymoon adventure.

Upon their return, his friend asks him, “How was the trip?”

“Oh, everything felt magical,” replies the man. “The golden sunshine, the crashing waves, we shared intimate moments nearly every evening, we—”

His friend cuts in abruptly. “A fellow at your stage in life! How did you manage intimate moments nearly every evening?”

“Oh,” explains the man, “we nearly shared intimacy on Monday,

we nearly shared intimacy on Tuesday,

we nearly shared intimacy on Wednesday,

we nearly shared intimacy on Thursday,

we nearly shared intimacy on Friday,

we nearly shared intimacy on Saturday,

and we nearly shared intimacy on Sunday.”

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