A furious wife grumbled that her husband devoted every spare moment inside a tavern. Thus, one evening, he brought her along.
“What will you order?” he asked.
“Oh, I have no idea. The same as you, I imagine,” she replied.
The husband obtained a beverage and gulped it down in a single swallow.
His wife watched him, lifted a small taste from her glass, and immediately ejected it.
“Disgusting, that’s AWFUL!” she declared. “I cannot fathom how you manage to consume this liquid!”
“Well, there you have it,” announced the husband. “And you believe I spend every night out having a wonderful time!”
