MY SON CHOSE EINSTEIN FOR HIS SCHOOL PARTY—AND I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD (OR CONFUSED)
So the theme was “Iconic Characters.” You know—superheroes, princesses, cartoon mascots. I figured my son would go full Spider-Man like half his class, maybe Batman if he was feeling edgy. But nope. He looked me dead in the eye, spoon still in his cereal, and said, “I want to be Albert Einstein.” I blinked. “You ...

















