Aunt Refused to Stop Making Sauce in Yard—Even After Police Visit
She starts the tomatoes before sunrise, same as always, stirring with that ridiculous wooden pole she’s had since the ’80s. Neighbors wave, joke about her “witch’s cauldron,” but no one complains. Until last week. This time, a cop actually shows up. Says they got a report. “Possible illegal production.” My aunt doesn’t even flinch—she stirs ...

















