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I recently invested $6,500 in a registered Black Angus bull.

I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull. After introducing him to the herd, he only ate grass and ignored the cows.

I began to worry that I had overpaid for the bull. So, I called the vet to examine him.

The vet said the bull was very healthy, just possibly a bit young. He gave me some pills to feed the bull once a day.

Within two days, the bull began servicing all my cows. He even broke through the fence and bred with my neighbor’s cows!

He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the vet gave him, but they taste like peppermint.

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