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Trump Revisits the Correspondents’ Dinner Incident and Calls JD Vance a “Little Boy” to a Room Full of Laughter

resident Donald Trump returned to the subject of last month’s security incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner during remarks delivered in the White House Rose Garden on Monday, May 11. Speaking to an audience of law enforcement officials, Trump offered his account of the evening, praised the Secret Service for their handling of the situation, and drew sustained laughter from the room with a pointed remark directed at Vice President JD Vance.

The incident Trump was referencing took place on April 25, when a suspected attacker identified as Cole Tomas Allen, a 31-year-old resident of Torrance, California, forced his way past a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton. Authorities reported that Allen was allegedly armed with a shotgun, a handgun, and multiple bladed weapons. The Secret Service responded within seconds, evacuating the President, the Vice President, and other senior officials from the venue before the situation could escalate further.

Among those evacuated was JD Vance, who was physically lifted from his seat by agents and moved to safety with notable speed. It was that particular detail that Trump chose to highlight in his Rose Garden remarks, and it became the moment that generated the most reaction in the room.

Praising the Secret Service, With a Laugh at Vance’s Expense

Trump opened his comments on the incident by expressing direct gratitude to the Secret Service for the speed and precision of their response. His framing was characteristically straightforward.

Donald Trump, White House Rose Garden, May 11
“I thought you did a great job two weeks ago. You know why? Because I’m here.”

From there, Trump turned to the specific moment when agents responded to Vance. He described watching the agents place their hands on the Vice President’s shoulders and lift him out of his chair with immediate, practiced force. The image struck Trump as both impressive and, from his own perspective, slightly unfair.

Donald Trump, continuing
“They had great professional people, and they came out, and within seconds, I saw them take JD by the shoulders and lift him up like he was a little boy. I said, ‘How come they didn’t lift me up so fast?’ JD got ripped out of the chair. That was the view of the week.”

The remark landed with the audience exactly as intended. The room responded with laughter, and Trump acknowledged both the speed of the agents’ response and his own mild displeasure at feeling he had received the slower extraction. He was careful to note that his overall assessment of the Secret Service remained positive.

“But I will be the one to find fault if I think there was fault,” Trump added, making clear that his commentary was offered in good humor rather than as a formal criticism of the team’s performance that evening.”

Trump Raises the Question of a 2028 Successor

The Rose Garden remarks also included a notable forward-looking segment in which Trump addressed the question of who might succeed him in 2028. He named both Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, polling the audience on their preferences and offering his own characterization of the pairing.

Donald Trump on 2028
“Who likes JD Vance? Who likes Marco Rubio? Is it gonna be JD? Is it gonna be someone else? I don’t know. By the way, I do believe that’s a dream team, but these are minor details. That does not mean you have my endorsement under any circumstance. But you know… I think it sounds like presidential candidate and vice presidential candidate.”

Trump did not clarify which of the two he imagined in the presidential role and which in the vice presidential one, leaving the question deliberately open. The comment was framed as an observation rather than a declaration, though it was enough to generate significant discussion in political media circles following the event.

The question of whether Rubio would actually pursue the presidency carries its own complications. In a conversation with Vanity Fair published the previous year, Rubio stated that if Vance chose to run, he expected Vance to secure the nomination and said he would be among the first to offer his support. Whether that position has shifted remains to be seen.

A Subject Trump Has Addressed Before

Separate from his comments about Vance and Rubio, Trump has also previously raised the possibility of a third presidential term, a prospect that sits in constitutionally contested territory. In a conversation with TIME published the year prior, Trump acknowledged that certain interpretations of the law had been discussed publicly, while stopping short of committing to pursuing that path.

Donald Trump, to TIME magazine
“I’d rather not discuss that now, but as you know, there are some loopholes that have been discussed that are well known. But I don’t believe in loopholes. I don’t believe in using loopholes.”

The remarks in the Rose Garden on Monday covered a notable range of ground for a single address: a lighthearted retelling of a serious security incident, a genuine expression of appreciation for the professionals who managed it, a laugh-generating observation about JD Vance being treated like a small child, and a pointed but inconclusive gesture toward the political landscape of 2028. It was, in other words, a speech that reflected exactly the kind of public presence Trump has maintained throughout his time in office: direct, unpredictable, and rarely short of material.

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